Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 20, 2022

Bifocal scissors? Well yes, you don’t think I’m going to give them away?

Cutting your nose off to spite your face.

Knife light is the safest thing to have when the lights go out at street corner

I say buy a bolt of chiffon fabric and call it a wrap.

Can’t figure out the bifocal scissors.

Seemed like a good idea at first glance, but upon looking at it more closely….

“But wait .. if you act now … "

That must have been some head injury Bucky suffered as a kitten!

Knifelight – because when seconds count, daylight is hours away.

George Carlin once said that if you stick two things together that had never been stuck together before some smuck in America would buy it!

I like the t-shirt!

Didn’t Loki from the Marvel Series buy a pair (or is it two pair?) of scissors specs, and wear them upside down?

I would recommend against performing any type of self-inspection while wearing bifocal scissors.

It cuts through the fog

Never bring gun batteries to a knifelight.

Should have put the knife on the bifocals (for giving people the dagger-eye!)

that’s nothing to stick your nose up at

Well, those aren’t gonna slide down your nose! Through maybe, but not down… ☺

OMG, Hahahahahahaaaaa!

But wait, there’s more…! (Or, when Bucky’s involved, a moron…)

Wait ! If you can make a battery operated electric carving knife, with a built-in light, you just may have something. Imagine Thanksgiving, dinner on the table, the power goes out……..

What about a See-Saw?

probably better than running around with guns in the dark