Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 14, 2022

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I see that Clayton is drinking a caffeine-laden cola.

Gee, I would have thought his father had consumed everything with caffeine in the house!!

just be careful Adam!

Son: “Set up the hammock and jump off the roof?”

Father: “Maybe we better stick with the swimming pool diving board cannonballs”.

Don’t forget to rig the safety net.

you don’t train to be a human cannonball….. you be…. or not be ….. TADA!

First you need to find out if you are the right caliber.

My dad used to be a human cannonball, but he got fired. The circus said they wanted a man of a higher caliber. Baddadum!

Adam, land on your head: you’ll be fine.

STOP!

Jumping down from a step ladder (18" maybe), I tore the meniscus in a knee long ago. Put the paramedics on full alert for Adam.

That sounds like a good start, but only if you go head first.

Hey Adam, you can start your training by tying a stick of dynamite to yer arse.

Practice clenching your butt-hole. When you can sharpen a pencil with it, you’re ready.

They are already operating without a net.

Launching off a swing or trampoline.

Can Adam spell: O-U-C-H!?

I don’t think this endeavor is going to be a picnic.