Ted Rall for August 25, 2005
Transcript:
If you don't jump into the volcano. The lives of previous volcano jumpers will have been wasted! 2,000 sacrifices and still a drought. Maye 2,001 will do it! Let me out! The pharoah rotted away and he doesn't need me to serve him anymore! Finish the mission! But we haven't caught any seals in ages! But if we stop sending dudes off on ice floes, we'll catch fewer than none!)