Ted Rall for March 06, 2004
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During the '90s, Democrats wallowed in lethargy. (Woman 1: We need a mean, out-of-control, right-wing president to motivate us.) (Man 1: Shhhh- I'm counting our cash.) (Television: Monica? Never met her.) Now, thanks to their common enemy, they're focused and energized. (Man 2: Must... beat... Bush...) (Woman 2: Doesn't.... matter... how...) Party strategists have extrapolated a logical conclusion. (Man 3: A Republican even worse than Bush would unify Democrats even more!) (Woman 3: We need a Hitler!) (Man 4: Let's lose this election!) Coming soon: perfect unity. (Woman 1: I've never felt so close to my fellow Democrats!) (Man 2: Now this is focus!!)