Ted Rall for August 10, 1998
August 08, 1998
August 13, 1998
Transcript:
Bill's excellent testimony Bill Clinton: Wait a minute... it is considered "sex" if you take off all of your clothes and jump into a vat containing a 50-50 mix of WD-40 and lime jello with another nude person... and you explore every square millimeter of each other's bodies for hours and try every possible position until you're both spent? Judge: Yes. Bill Clinton: Then I never had sex with that woman.
