Kliban by B. Kliban for February 07, 2022

Gilligan’s Island right in the mug.

You know the fights gone out of him once he throws the kitchen sink.

The sea was angry that day my friend, I looked up at the mighty creature he must have been seven stories tall…

Generation Z is wondering why Ahab is throwing a microwave oven …

This baby boomer is wondering when Abraham Lincoln got a wooden leg. And why, oh why, did he feel the need to make a meme of “Washington Crossing the Delaware”?

If there’s a visual pun here, I’m not getting it.

Moby, normally rushing around stoving in whaling craft, is currently wondering whether he has time to go use the bathroom before the ad break is over.

Some sort of “Say Anything” related pun?

Is Ahab showing Whale the movie Moby Dick (which they were both in)?

If I were those guys, I’d be rowing in the other direction! That’s one angry whale!