Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 07, 2022

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Wowie! Picture Guy!

Oh, the school photographer, eh?

This looks like it could turn into an epic plot

SPG can help Nate with anything, though he can’t help himself get the phone while eating snacks and watching Star Trek: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2007/03/12

I believe it’s Nate’s uncle, and “mother” is Nate’s grandmother, who I’m sure is a great knitter…

I like the Marvin the Martian poster on SPG’s wall. Also, what’s gonna happen? Is SPG gonna teach Nate how to knit? Will SPG knit clothes for him? We’ll never know!

7/10 I’m kind of excited!

i dont know if i would of lasted 5 seconds with my mother if i did that.

HAH! XD

I bet Uncle Ted doesn’t know how to knit either

Is it his mother? I doubt SPG can knit.

Star Trek: Next Generation. I enjoy watching that show. Such a classic. I guess the Federation is fighting the Romulans for some reason.

Secred weapron? more like school picture guy arc

goodmorning! should I stay?

yes picture guy 8.991/10

GASP Nate’s gonna get help! Although Nate didn’t say that they couldn’t get help. Nate know’s what he’s doing.

Marvin the Martin in the background? Nice touch!

plot twist

What does HE know about knitting?

People can Knit while sitting down. He probably does it while watching star trek or something.

That’s marvin martian from looney tunes in the picture in SPG’s house.

BIG NATE IN CRASH BANDICOOT: Part 1

One day, Nate had just gotten home from school.

MARTY: Nate, I thought about it, and I decided to get you a Playstation 4.

NATE: Wait, really?

MARTY: Nate, you donated clothes that you made yourself to the YMCA clothing drive. I think you deserve this.

NATE: Wow, thanks, Dad.

MARTY: We can install it right away.

Nate and Marty took the next 15 minutes to install the PS4.

NATE: Wait, Dad, if you got me a PS4, then there should be some games with it.

MARTY: Don’t worry, I got you Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s about time.

NATE: I’ve seen a couple videos of this on Youtube. I think I’ll enjoy it. It’s a good thing I don’t have any homework this weekend.

So Nate spent all afternoon playing Crash Bandicoot. Marty even ordered a pizza for Nate so he could eat dinner. At around 8pm, Nate noticed something weird.

NATE: What’s that weird glowing light from the TV?

Francis and Teddy came in at that time.

TEDDY: Nate, where have you been? We were supposed to meet up at 4:00.

NATE: Hey, guys. Sorry I forgot. My dad just got me a PS4, and I’ve been playing Crash Bandicoot: It’s about time.

FRANCIS: Uuuuhhh, Nate? Your dad went on a business trip, leaving Ellen in charge. He told us to tell you.

NATE: Wait, if my dad is on a business trip, then who…?

The fake Marty entered the room.

NATE: You’re a fake. Who are you really?

The fake Marty then pulled a mask off, revealing himself as an alien.

ALIEN: I see you’ve discovered my true identity. You’ve also found a strange light from the TV. That’s a portal into the game!

The alien then used his levitating powers to put Nate, Francis, and Teddy into the TV.

NATE, FRANCIS

AND TEDDY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Part 2 soon.

Happy 31st birthday, Nate.

Happy 31 Nate. Guess you stink at school for failing for 20 years.

Seriously, guys? 250 comments but only 36 likes? Come on!

I did knot know that SPG knits. Huh.

I am back on GoComics now, it’s been a while since I’ve commented. This arc might seem good.

I see a fictional character in panel 4.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough. If you set your goals ridiculously high and it’s a failure, you will fail above everyone else’s success.

You all need this in life. I will do everything to help you guys! I promise! The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

so basically we wont here about this knit-off until 2 weeks time?

Wow! I’ve never seen that ending panel before! So original!

It’s the 31st anniversary of Big Nate! Happy anniversary! :):):):):):)

I think he should forget knitting and have an axe throwing contest (if Lola can do it, so could Nate)

Im done

THIS should be good……..

cool

Its my birthday

Found a secret in the fourth panel, with the picture.

YES YES YES 8/10

Don’t tell me that School Picture Guy is a professional knitter, good lord if he was I’d eat my nonexistent hat

a man is walking down the street, when a criminal with a knife comes up to him and says, “give me all you got” the man say’s “okay sir. but all i have are the meats!” “lemme see your wallet” the criminal says. the man gives the criminal the wallet. the robber says to the man “hey! you’ve got a drivers licsence on you!-” and the meats. " “i don’t care!” later the criminal looks at the drivers liscence and the name on it is “arby”. the criminal say’s "well- i guess he did have the meats.

It would make sense for Nate to call on his grandmother’s skills. Why would Nate even have SPG’s number?

Bruh Whos lazier Uncle Ted, or school picture guy?

ok…

Nate… that’s kinda cheating

Poll: How many years have you been reading big nate

omg it just be two days it over 800

Not the best secret weapon

ofc its SPG

Usually, School Picture Guy watches Star Trek TOS, but it seems like today he is watching TNG>

Happy birthday Nate.

Oh also why doesn’t school picture guy have a name. I think he looks like a bob.

Big nates birthday!

Marvin the Martian in panel 4.