May 14, 2024
It does not count
“And even back then, it was agony!
Even the mighty can falter…
Garfield needs to eat less, so that Jon can have a proper meal for once.
Garfield will always be, a gluttonous furball.
Well, I, personally don’t eat anymore.
…of course, I don’t eat any less, either! Ka-pow!
A whole 27 years ago, huh?
Yes, Jon – he does need to eat less…. vegetables.
You have probably already filled in the empty space in your stomach, Garfield.
Garf, it doesn’t count. Would you rather do the treadmill?
Yes, he ate 16 meals around it instead.
That explains why he looks trimmer than before… just look at him in his first years…
Count Garfield
Ok, Jon. Sounds great! Interesting! Superawesome! Ya know I’m always up to try something new. So, what’s that thing called “less” you were talking about and where can I get it?
If Garf put up a finger for every failed diet he would run out of TOES !
This would make an interesting “Garfield minus Garfield”…
To the archives! I must check to make sure this is accurate…
Garfield didn’t skip lunch that day, he slept through it!
I wonder how Less feels about this…
he will NEVER EVER FORGET the time he didn’t eat lunch!!!
You’re talking to a brick wall, Jon, making Garfield eat less is like trying to make a lion eat tofu.
The only reason he skipped lunch was because he slept through it.
Apparently, someone else who refuses to grow up.
Garfield does need to eat less.
Yes, quarter century time period does not matter, fatso.
But he probably gained the calories back at dinner
I skipped over breakfast the other day, I landed on a tray of eggs
Every time Garfield is on a diet, he skips that meal. “Salads are disgusting!” – Garfield *Nooffense
That day in 1994 was the best in Jon’s life
Clarence almost 3 years ago
It does not count
codycab almost 3 years ago
“And even back then, it was agony!
arjun.shriv almost 3 years ago
Even the mighty can falter…
BJ40 almost 3 years ago
Garfield needs to eat less, so that Jon can have a proper meal for once.
BJ40 almost 3 years ago
Garfield will always be, a gluttonous furball.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
Well, I, personally don’t eat anymore.
…of course, I don’t eat any less, either! Ka-pow!
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
A whole 27 years ago, huh?
in.amongst almost 3 years ago
Yes, Jon – he does need to eat less…. vegetables.
Garfield’s guard almost 3 years ago
You have probably already filled in the empty space in your stomach, Garfield.
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Garf, it doesn’t count. Would you rather do the treadmill?
RSrider12345 almost 3 years ago
Yes, he ate 16 meals around it instead.
comic4matt almost 3 years ago
That explains why he looks trimmer than before… just look at him in his first years…
jasonsnakelover almost 3 years ago
Count Garfield
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Ok, Jon. Sounds great! Interesting! Superawesome! Ya know I’m always up to try something new. So, what’s that thing called “less” you were talking about and where can I get it?
salemadar_pete_11 almost 3 years ago
If Garf put up a finger for every failed diet he would run out of TOES !
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
This would make an interesting “Garfield minus Garfield”…
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
To the archives! I must check to make sure this is accurate…
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Garfield didn’t skip lunch that day, he slept through it!
kucpa Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I wonder how Less feels about this…
karmakat01 almost 3 years ago
he will NEVER EVER FORGET the time he didn’t eat lunch!!!
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
You’re talking to a brick wall, Jon, making Garfield eat less is like trying to make a lion eat tofu.
Natarose almost 3 years ago
The only reason he skipped lunch was because he slept through it.
tinstar almost 3 years ago
Apparently, someone else who refuses to grow up.
WentHulk almost 3 years ago
Garfield does need to eat less.
hagarthehorrible almost 3 years ago
Yes, quarter century time period does not matter, fatso.
Johnny Appleseed almost 3 years ago
But he probably gained the calories back at dinner
Mimerio almost 3 years ago
I skipped over breakfast the other day, I landed on a tray of eggs
Firestar over 2 years ago
Every time Garfield is on a diet, he skips that meal. “Salads are disgusting!” – Garfield *Nooffense
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) over 2 years ago
That day in 1994 was the best in Jon’s life