Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2021

But do you work on gnome genomes? ;D

Get to know his genome so you can clone the gnome.

Hi! I’m Gene the Gnome.

And the gnome says, “Gee.”

What’s a genome?

Shouldn’t he be in the botany lab?

They used to work on the gnome genome, but it turned out gnot to be eco-gnomical.

Gnomes are gnone to be very small when fully grone…

their chromosnomes are so tiny their gnene-eology is almost ungnow-able.

“Don’t they teach you to keep your hair cut at school? You look like a Rolling Gnome!”

“Nah, not at the London School of Eco-gnome-ics.”

-David Bowie, “The Laughing Gnome”

“That’s why I’m here. I’m here to work on genomes. Why do you think I’m in the wrong place?”

“GNOME!!!!!!!” A gnome just walked into Cheers.

But he IS a GEnome – you know GardEngnome …

Gee, a genome from a gnome from Nome, Alaska. In other words: Gee, a Nome gnome genome.

Click your heels and say, "There’s no place like gnome, there’s no place like gnome….

What about the A-F departments?

i should have gnown this was coming