Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 06, 2021

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Savage

Oof

I’ve never really noticed how short Gran is compared to Marty. I guess perspective is playing a part there, though.

I do not know what to say right now besides my new tactic for GoComics to stop the spamming. So we all know that roughly 75,000 people read Big Nate daily on GoComics. But how many people comment? Lots of people are seeing what spammers do. Kids, adults, and maybe even seniors read some of the comments. So note that when your spamming thinking your only spamming in front of like 50 people, your spamming in front of thousands. CONTINUED IN REPLIES

0/10

not even a good “roast”. It’s about as good a roast as “you are bad”. please end this arc please

It’s so peaceful without all the spammers. Gotta enjoy it while it lasts :)

He forgot that his mom can count.

gram is bob barker. ifykyk

Exposed.

Busted!!

“Oh because I read my scoresheet upside down and my memory’s in a slight decline..”

because hes lying to himself

ComicStuff: That “roast” wasn’t that good. A few strips of flex tape could fix that. Comment Section Stuff: (at the time of writing) Seems like the spammers haven’t attacked yet, however it seems like it is way too quiet, like the spammers are going to do something…

Busted indeed! Cheat!

He’s got really big feet !

Hi

Asking something would be better.

She seems to know more than she lets on…

OOF!!

She probably planned that

Busted Indeed

If @Bruh Moment is seeing this comment, I would to like say that “i told you” ;)

Gram! Ssssssssssnap!

Wow. That’s all I have to say

yesterday some one was making fun of me and anothe rperson for liking gacha

If we want to stop the spammers, we need to: Step 1: stop talking about it. They just want a reaction. Step 2: don’t talk about mods not caring. That means that they will think that they do anything without consequences. Step 3: Pretend that we can’t see their spam comments, that will make them think that people stop caring

and his ego is wounded, AGAIN!

How about an original punchline now and then?

hi

yo why doesnt space owl comment any more

I love how panels 1 and 4 do a size comparison

Search up the Scientific name for “Pig”

Marty is in denial of how garbage he is at golf.

Today’s National Nurse Day,National beverage Day, National Day of Prayer, National Tourist application day, and world password day! Enjoy your Thursday! <3 :D

LOL

people prob don’t care, but if ur bored then go on youtube and look up caps vs rangers 5/05/21 so that you can watch grown men brawl 3 seconds into the game

ekkhem

ME AND FROGGIETOTHEMAX MEET BIG NATE PART ONE

R e a d A t Y o u r O w n R i s k

Froggietothemax: hEy sAnDy aRe wE lOsT?

Me/Sandy: n O

Nate: HELLO OTHER HOOMANS

Me/Sandy: y e s.

Froggietothemax: hello small child

Nate: my name is Nate not small child

Froggietothemax: your name is whatever I saw it is UvU

Nate: _

Me/Sandy: where da heck are we anyways

Nate: I don’t have the foggiest idea who you guys even are-

Me/Sandy: my name is Sandy this is Froggie UvU

Nate: SANDY THE SQUIRREL FROM SPONGE BOB :o

Me/Sandy: N O -

Froggietothemax: PFFFT-

part two tmr

Sometimes Nate’s grandma is really sweet, and sometimes she is really SAVAGE

It’s called Golf math…..

yup

A six is a nine… just turned upside-down.

What In the internet just happened Lol

Oop

After I go 2 over, I stop counting.

may the force be with you

If I met big nate prt 1. Me/ Emily/Limey : Paola just stop just just stop your going to annoy me and I don’t want to be annoyed- * portal appears* Me: hmm meh I’ll live (jump through portal) my sister: deserved now. . . TIME TO PLAY ROBLOX!!

Me: where in the holy world am I? Unknown: HEY YOU GET TO CLASS!! Me but I don’t have a -. Unknown : . . . Me: do I go in your- Mrs godfrey: yes whatever my name is Mrs Godfrey, come in. my thoughts : gee now I gotta go to school :’) Mrs Godfrey : hello everyone you have a new student say your name please. Me: . . . Hi? My name is uh – Emily but you can call me other nicknames? and I really really love comics , chocolate , chips, and drawing ? Mrs Godfrey : alright. . Anyways Emily this is *Nate, Francis , Gina , Chester , Teddy , ect. * Gina: Emily you can sit near me i have a empty seat behind me! Part 2 maybe today or tomorrow see you everyone !

I feel bad for people who think they have to spam to be popular

Golf: The original liars club

You’re just being senile, gram.

Again, I think these spammers are powered about what MartySays did in the past.

hey guys! first time here

Mama (or Grandmama, depending on how you look at it) knows best, Marty!

No spammers.

finally a reasonable number of comments today

That’s called “political speak” Mom. Don’t state things as they really are.

Ok Marge (I think that’s here name) we call that cheating

hello

Well it’s my birthday

“If you spam to stop the spammer, you are no different than the original spammer yourself.” -Mega Chad 2021

If I met big nate part two after some boring class later…

Mrs Godfrey: alright . people ! Go to your next class hurry! Me walking around looking at my schedule Nate: hey ! Emily? You okay?

Me*: not really. . .do you know where Uh the Mr Pink is?Nate: Pink? Me : yeah ? It says it right there doesn’t Rosa mean pink? Or rose? Nate: you must be Hispanic but his name is just Rosa not pink Or rose laughing don’t worry I have him too follow me! 1 minute laterNate: there it is! Me: must be a art room or somethingnate: right!Me: hey! Uh . . .Franics right?Franics: right! Hey Mr Rosa!this is the new student I’ve been talking about! Mr Rosa*: hello Emily welcome to the art room ! Today we will be painting!me: interestingme: I need the thinnest brush you have so it could make it seem like I’m drawing.Mr Rosa : alright class get you paint and brushes we will be painting you favorite food don’t worry it does not have to be realistic just try! Ready. .Go!Me: Hey nate ! Franics! What will you be painting? Nate: cheez doodles! Franics : i don’t know for sure maybe a appleme: cool- I will be painting cake! Some moments laterMe: Hey nate what do you think? Nate: looks . . .nice actually!Me*: thanks!* your looks good too! RIIIIIIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Mr Rosa : alright class is over see you next time everyone!at recess!* Me*: TIME FOR SOME FREEDOOOOM* !! Francis : oh GoD she must be energetic Nate: more like TOO energetic-Francis: hey teddy , dee dee ,Chad look at how energetic Emily is -Chad: WoWza . . We had a new student at our school ?Dee dee: Chad Chad Chad. .. (Rolls eyes while laughing) how Chad of you of course we had a new studentTeddy: what does she even EAT-Everyone accept teddy: i don’t knowEveryone accept teddy again: JINX JINX OWE ME A COKE OWE ME A COKE!! stopped and started laughing Me: Sup uh what are your names

Guys watch this i promise its not a rickroll Please its not a rickroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGw-8FrRT1E

wow, a lot has been happening since i have been away.

Marty, even your 80 something year old mom knows something about golf. I also do this when minigolfing lol. Has anyone else?

Untrustworthy scorekeepers, one of the many plagues of golf.

Also, please send help

hi people pf earth and if not bots

The correct answer is: Three stroke handicap.

…..because he forgot to hold up five fingers on one hand, his index finger on the other hand, put on a ‘mad bomber" expression on his face, hold said upraised fingers menacingly close to Gram’s face, and hiss between gritted teeth: “SIXXXXX”………..that’s what he does when Nate keeps his score……..

Yes, Busted indeed. Good roast or not; it’s still a roast. Marty, lying to yourself is a bad idea…. kinda makes me wonder how long does Marty actually practice (and follow rules)

I’m going golfing for the first time on Saturday. Hope I don’t turn out as bad as Nate’s dad! XD

I wonder how Grandma would do in golf…

When’s Ruby Dinsmore I have enough waiting and she has to make an appearance in the comics by tomorrow or I’m gonna scream(Note: If you don’t know her then read big Nate blasts off)

BUSTED FO SURE PPL

Well hello frens! Did you miss me? Maybe not but im back!

I think @Francis B. Pope retired

poll: who wants Shadow P. Long to F OFF!

I have returned! MWA HA HA HA HA!

Awesome.

ello peeps

wow that dude gone lol’

Hi. How are you. My name is Lifeguard. First of all, I LOVE Big Nate, and I have been reading it since 1991. Sure, I was born in 2003, but since my dad also loves Big Nate, he has been collecting the comics section from Newspapers since 1991. But we moved to Miami, Florida, and we used to live in New York, so we don’t get newspapers from New York anymore. But my new friend showed me this website, so I signed up today and now I am happily reading Big Nate. He has changed over the years! Well, that’s all you need to know, and I hope you have a good day.

Your pal, Lifeguard.

Poll: who watches MHA? if you do who’s your favorite…. villain?

Seven lies, multiplied by seven, multiplied by seven again Seven angels with seven trumpets. Send them home on the morning train Well, who’s that shouting? Bonky Boi the Revelator. All he ever gives us is pain Well, who’s that shouting? Bonky Boi the Revelator. He should bow his head in shame

Real Bonky Boi: I’m the baaaaaaaaaaaad guy, duh

The Bonky Boi We all want: Never gonna Give you up! Never gonna let you doooooown! Never Gonna run Around! And desert You! Never gonna Make you Cry! Never Gonna Saaaaaaaaaaay Good bye! Never gonna tell A lie, and hurt you!

:3

You’ll be back, soon you’ll see. You’ll remember That the spammers are banned. You’ll be back, time will tell. You’ll remember that I served you well. popularity rises, Spammers fall. We have seen each other through it all. And when spammers comes to spam, I will My send fully armed Parodies to remind you of my love!

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hi! i’m new to gocomics, my name is baggy! i do comics, play video games, etc! i hope we can be friends here!

It’s been a long week, we dealt with spammers. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see spam again. We’ve come a long way from where it began. Oh, I’ll tell you all about it when I see spam again. When I see spam again

SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!

Dababy

Hello gocomic peeps! Maybe u might remember me, I was once Quincy ll, but I have not been on gocomics for a while. Maybe 2 weeks. The reason is, school. I will try to catch up, u can sometimes see me on Garfield and if u read my Godzilla and Nate story, I have not finished it, I am so sorry! I will try to finish it, but I can’t promise it will be everyday a story. That’s all I have to say, bye!

my official rating for this strip: 78/125

reeeeeeeeeee

Who is your favorite gocomics commenter?

VIVA LA RESOLUTION…..FROM SPAMMERS!!!!!!!

wow now that everyone is mad at eachother and spamming i am getting more entertainment by reading people comments

Only people with the letter R in their username can reply to this.

martybusters

I’m 11 on gocomics and I don’t really see how that matters.

That was good. She seems as observant here as Nate.

Once again, y’all like my videos! So here’s a claymation: https://youtu.be/lYD3_-QudvQ thanks for the support!

Hm.

finally that soilder from team fortress two stopped…

Gram is so short, she’s constantly looking up at people (no offence to Gram). It must be hurting her neck…

Busted

Yyyyyup, I’m taking a break from this comment section. It’s getting way too crowded, and there are too many toxic people. I won’t name any, but you know as much as I do. I guess this is my second small hiatus? I’ll come back when things considerably die down. To the people who put up with me, you can find me on Wattpad. So yeah, see ya!

I never noticed how tall Marty Wright is…

Grams is sooo small! look at her feet compared to nates dad