Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 25, 2021

Watch out, their prices are out of this world.

They should comp you at least one for your trouble.

“Sorry. Can’t. You abducted me without my wallet.”

My favourite: Probe Memento

In space no one can hear you scream, AS YOU’RE BEING PROBED!!!

They must be in an alliance with the Ferengi

I guess “merch” is merchandise with a little bit knocked off.

How about a photo and interview, Mr./Ms. Alien (Mister Sister?). I didn’t plan for retirement and the combo would do it to make me comfortable.

What no Giorgio meme t-shirts?

Ralph ain’t goin in there…

i ❤️ aliens

Brings to mind Spaceballs- “Moichandising”!!!

Probe you later.

Wait. I see an early edition of “How I built the Pyramids of Egypt” off to the side there.

Reminds me of touring Coca Cola in atlanta.

What! No alien lube?

Unfortunately, the shop only accepts your blood as payment.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy … now half on & off …!

All our smarts and we still don’t know the volume of the universe. Except maybe for the know it all left side of the senate (as viewed from the presiding officer’s chair).

I would LOVE that “Straight Outta Vega” shirt for myself! :-)

That’s a cool idea…saucer in stardust instead of a snow globe.

And, for $20 – we can give you a video of your probing session.

Nanu Nanu