Ah, the sands of time…..
Best explanation and quick thinking on her part for sure !
“Hey little man! Are you kidding me?”
“Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.”
;-)
More like a gumdrop figure.
Gravity Gladys
Every woman has an hourglass figure. Some just hide it better than others.
There’s a lot of sand in that there hourglass.
When the sand shifts, the hourglass keeps its shape.
Just sayin’.
Over time, gravity takes its’ toll.
Who wants a six-pack when you can have an entire keg?
Inside me, there’s a thin person struggling to get out…
but I can usually keep him subdued with a couple packages of Oreos.
“Rubenesque”
And Dolly Parton is before the sand has moved!
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ
Not even then…….
That hourglass is broken
The sand has definitely settled in the bottom.
In my case, the sand stopped at my stomach. Sniff.
quick thinking mom
Show him an hourglass for comparison. “Um no.”
It is not sand but sandwiches that have to pass.
Which is why she has a big behind
Good answer. Of course, now Gladys has to deal with Wilberforce’s reply:
“Oh . . . ok, Mom . . . um, Mom, what’s an hourglass? And what it does it have to do with sand? And what’s a figure?”
May 08, 2015
dadthedawg about 3 years ago
Ah, the sands of time…..
KA7DRE Premium Member about 3 years ago
Best explanation and quick thinking on her part for sure !
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Hey little man! Are you kidding me?”
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.”
;-)
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
More like a gumdrop figure.
cracker65 about 3 years ago
Gravity Gladys
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Every woman has an hourglass figure. Some just hide it better than others.
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
There’s a lot of sand in that there hourglass.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 3 years ago
When the sand shifts, the hourglass keeps its shape.
Just sayin’.
zzeek about 3 years ago
Over time, gravity takes its’ toll.
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
Who wants a six-pack when you can have an entire keg?
pathamil about 3 years ago
Inside me, there’s a thin person struggling to get out…
but I can usually keep him subdued with a couple packages of Oreos.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
“Rubenesque”
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
And Dolly Parton is before the sand has moved!
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Not even then…….
CorkLock about 3 years ago
That hourglass is broken
andersjg Premium Member about 3 years ago
The sand has definitely settled in the bottom.
Lola85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
In my case, the sand stopped at my stomach. Sniff.
timbob2313 Premium Member about 3 years ago
quick thinking mom
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Show him an hourglass for comparison. “Um no.”
V45mikky about 3 years ago
It is not sand but sandwiches that have to pass.
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
Which is why she has a big behind
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Good answer. Of course, now Gladys has to deal with Wilberforce’s reply:
“Oh . . . ok, Mom . . . um, Mom, what’s an hourglass? And what it does it have to do with sand? And what’s a figure?”