Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 04, 2021

Make sure it stays clear from Florida, Georgia, Texas and Mississippi!!

/SNARK/

Well, it succeeded in not finding intelligent life.

A programmer typo sent it to the hottest dessert and it found RJ (the dessert magnate). It had to settle for his side kicks, too, despite them being, not unironically, the last of the at-least-aspiring-to-be intelligent or the actually whimsically compassionate beings to be found.

I still remember the Mars probe that ended up on Gilligan’s Island.

Okay, no. STOP. The moon landings were real, and there is proof up there. Perseverance (and Curiosity, Spirit, Opportunity, and Sojourner) are all on Mars.

I will not suspend disbelief on this, no matter how much I like “Over The Hedge.”

FSCK the deniers.

you know, some people are going to believe you

https://youtu.be/MKbwdTCL8rA

That would explain a lot.

This is 4 days late.

I bet there’s some in Hammy’s nose.

Sadly, there are those that actually believe that these amazing achievements were faked.

And it is still wandering the halls of Congress

That explains the green rock it found. Hammy’s Easter Egg.

Number 5 is alive!

So annoying, can’t even use a Number sign (aka hash or pound sign) in these comments.