A priest and a nun go bowling. Over the course of several frames, the nun is doing pretty well, but the priest is bowling way too many gutter balls. After every one, he yells out, “Goddamnit I missed!”
And after every such outburst, the nun admonishes him, “Father, God is going to strike you down if you keep talking that way.”
Finally, on the 10th frame, the priest bowls two more gutter balls. He angrily jumps up and down, shouting, again and again, "Goddamnit I missed! “Goddamnit I missed!”
Without warning, dark clouds gather, the roar of thunder is heard, and a blinding bolt of lightening flashes down from the clouds — and strikes the nun.
And from high up above, a deep and powerful voice booms, “Goddamnit I missed!”
blunebottle about 3 years ago
Self control.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
it hurts more if you don’t curse…
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Impure thoughts are a sin.
AtariDragon about 3 years ago
It looks like the hammer is imagining what the workman really wants to do.
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
If you are easily offended concerning spiritual matters, just skip the reply to this comment.
Lady loves a joke about 3 years ago
This could be why people put their thumb in their mouth after hitting it – it plugs the naughty words!
gokar RLV about 3 years ago
Religion is a myth.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Nailed it! (or not…) :D
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Religion is willing to send you to hell forever and you’re worried about a little language?
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sometimes “gosh” just doesn’t cut it!
Amra Leo about 3 years ago
Recite poetry in Klingon, it’ll sound like you’re cussing…
Gent about 3 years ago
Curses! Curses!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
He’s heard a whole lot worse……
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
What did you say, my son? Uh – Cheese and crackers got all muddy? (Say that last line quickly)
Lightpainter about 3 years ago
I’d like to see a youtube video collection of priests losing it and swearing when angry.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Priests are human, so go ahead and let loose — just be respectful enough to avoid anything blasphemous.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
This reminds me of a Golden Oldie:
A priest and a nun go bowling. Over the course of several frames, the nun is doing pretty well, but the priest is bowling way too many gutter balls. After every one, he yells out, “Goddamnit I missed!”
And after every such outburst, the nun admonishes him, “Father, God is going to strike you down if you keep talking that way.”
Finally, on the 10th frame, the priest bowls two more gutter balls. He angrily jumps up and down, shouting, again and again, "Goddamnit I missed! “Goddamnit I missed!”
Without warning, dark clouds gather, the roar of thunder is heard, and a blinding bolt of lightening flashes down from the clouds — and strikes the nun.
And from high up above, a deep and powerful voice booms, “Goddamnit I missed!”
Yakety Sax about 3 years ago
“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
“Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”
— Mark Twain