The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 04, 2021

No. It didn’t work that way, Gladys.

Sure…..then you would be a born loser.

It that be the case, I’m going to be eating salads w/low cal dressing for the next six months!!!

/SMIRK/

There is a big difference in eating healthy, and dieting.

I don’t think so, Thorny.

sadly no, but it would be so awesome if it did. Actually, according to mom, holiday calories don’t count, so dig in as much as you want. :D

There was a Frasier episode where he complained to his doctor that he couldn’t understand why he wasn’t losing weight because he had added a salad to every meal.

I don’t know. If she washes it down with a glass of water or a diet beverage, she might have something. Throw n an hour on the treadmill, for good measure.

Face reality, ya fig bat losers.

Many years ago there was a product called Metri-Cal or some such. A chocolate flavored canned diet shake drink supposed to help you lose weight. It didn’t work. I drank cases of that stuff all day long and only gained. Sigh.

The diet soda/Big Mac theory!

WAY too many people think this way

Of course you can. We all know that you are going to eat it anyway; so enjoy. A Happy and Blessed Easter to you and the Family……

No Gladys, but you can replace the croutons on the salad with chocolate chips.

I was always told Easter candy doesn’t count. Just like Christmas candy and cookies…

Now I understand “new math”.

That will work if the second salad is eaten as your sole meal tomorrow.

I love your math… Go For It!