Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 10, 2021

‘if you get the pit, then you’re the $%!t.’

Wish I had a bone

Hilarious! And the guy looks so bummed.

It’s just too seedy for me.

Don’t look at me. I didn’t steals that bag of avocado on the table.

So instead of the bigger piece of the wishbone it’s the avocado pit?

I spent decades not enjoying avocados until I saw a video on how to remove the pit and peel them. So simple.

(He was wishing for some food attached to a real wishbone.)

This one is really the pits. (Not really, Mark, a hoot, as always)

Pitiful.

Careful what you wish for.

I think he won. She has to go throw out the pit.

You’ve guac to be kidding me.

Oooh brotherrrrrr

It will probably pop out, fall on the floor and make your carpet green.

barf

winner, winner, eggplant dinner!

Me, I’d be glad not to get the pit. Saves the trouble of removal.

Water the pit, grow the tree, and have free avocados.

I always thought humorous the comment “I wish those people who put toys inside avocados would choose something other than another wooden ball.”

Try that with a hard fresh avocado.

Yeah, that game is the pits.