Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 26, 2021

News is the least objectionable programming.

yikes

Could be…

What now, another one had a mishap?

It’s so the stock brokers know if they should ride to the end, or jump out mid-flight.

If there’s a terrible plane crash somewhere, you’ll be able to watch the results of it live just before you get on a plane yourself.

I heard CNN was no longer going to be on in all airports. Hurray!

LOVE IT!!

You should only watch the news while wearing a blindfold and earplugs.

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who

Comes on at five

She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam

In her eye

Its interesting when people die-

Give us dirty laundry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHimia_Fxzs

No, it’s just free and uninvolving. Believe me, every time an aircraft crashes or makes an emergency landing, it will be prominently displayed on those TVs.

Or you don’t care anymore.

probably

Didn’t work on 9/11.

BLM riots were erupting near where I live at around the same time I was flying to Boston. I heard about it during my layover in Chicago