Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 29, 2021

First

Hi

Ok I will kill myself

Uh oh

Hello everyone! It’s seven o’clock right now for me. Yay, spring break… I don’t know what movie I’m gonna see tonight. Welp, have a good day or night!

Chester and Kim broke up?

That happened plenty of times, I am sure you two can make it up.

Honestly going to a dance with kim would suck

He is doomed. I foresee that Chester will come later and kill Nate after he is kissed by Kim.

Poll: Garfield, big nate, or Calvin and Hobbes?

Who would win a fight kim or chester?

Hello random people on this website, hopefully you have a good day!

Also, I think Chester and Kim are going to make it up.

Poll: Harry Potter or The Unwanteds?

why is every single strip a story arc now

honestly kim and chester never feel like they’re dating to me.

Yikes. This’ll be a comedy!

Good morning, afternoon or night everyone! Hope you have a good day! Oh no, everyone cross your fingers that Chester and Kim will make up again..

What’s weird is that Nate can be tough when he wants to be (when he stood up for Amanda and faced Randy), but it seems like he doesn’t try with Kim

Okay Nate, how do you want to be killed?

I feel so sorry for him

Why waste good lips, am I right? All jokes aside, I also feel bad for Nate..

Kim needs to learn consent dude

get ready for torture, Nate

8/10

Thinkin bout suicide? That’s not healthy for you…

BTW can you see this comment? Am I blocked or banned?

sadie hawkins dance 2012? anyone?

time to make a comment completely irrelevant to the comic and get featured

I wanted to say this since forever: Nate is being such a hypocrite. He had a crush on Jenny for a very long time, but she wasn’t noticing him. Meanwhile, Nate wasn’t noticing Kim (and he doesn’t notice still), when she had a crush on him.

Beginning a new story! This will be a continuation of my previous story, so enjoy! Also I changed my profile picture of my pug, I’m gonna do this throughout all of April :P

BIG NATE AND THE FIELD TRIP: PART 1

Nate is anxiously sitting in class, painfully waiting for class with Mrs. Godfrey. He lets out a long sigh. Everyone else is chatting with their friends or finishing up some homework from yesterday, but Nate has his head down on his desk, almost with the urge of sleeping. Mrs. Godfrey stands up and claps her hands.

Mrs. Godfrey: Everyone! Settle down! Settle down!

Everyone turns and looks at Mrs. Godfrey, listening to her. She writes “Boston Tea Party” on the chalkboard.

Mrs. Godfrey: Today, we will all be learning about the Boston Tea-

There is a knock on the door. Mrs. Godfrey stops writing on the chalkboard and walks over to the door. It’s Principal Nichols. He goes to the front of the classroom.

Principal Nichols: Everyone, I have news for you! Last week, when you participated in the raffle, I randomly picked out a ticket and you guys have won!

The whole class cheers, even Nate, letting out some weak clapping.

Principal Nichols: That means you guys will be going on a field trip to New York for the second time!

Everybody cheers again.

Principal Nichols: …but, in order to go on the field trip, your parents need to sign this permission slip and you need $55.70 to go!

Everyone groans, including Nate, groaning the loudest groan. Principal Nichols gives the permission slips to the students and walks out the door.

Principal Nichols: That is all! Have a great day!

Mrs. Godfrey closes the door and resumes her lesson.

PART 1 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Does Chester know that you’re through with him?

Nate’s being sexually harassed. (I think, cuz it sure looks like it.)

part 1 of Purge day Nate‘’This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.’’ Those words blared on the sirens. Then all the windows closed shut and the doors were locked. We were locked in. At first I thought that meant we were safe. Quite the opposite. You’ll see. Let’s start the introductions. I’m Nate Wright, a 12 year old boy. My two best friends are Francis Pope and Teddy Ortiz. My other friends are Dee Dee and Chad. After we were locked in, everyone in my class stayed silent. For like 20 seconds. Then Q-tip screamed and jumped at Nick with a knife in hand. There was a look of shock on Nick’s face right before he died. Q-tip then threw the knife right into Nick Blonsky’s face. Q-tip screamed: “THIS IS PURGE DAY! ANARCHY!!” Our class erupted into chaos. continued in replies

Chester got another date.

Oh god, here we go again, another darn dance arc

Also, I’m not sure if anyone else knows this, but I found a video animated in the same style as Big Nate. It seemed like it was written and directed by Peirce. I’ll leave the link down below. It’s really interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVlCJ8F0xyQ

I hate kim….

Nate, just surrender to a life of hard and painful love.

Ok. Then perish

ask kim to kill you nate

I think Kim is such a jerk. she always forces people to do stuff with her and she is so demanding.

Something we never thought would come back; yet here we are.

Ugh Kim Cressly is back

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. nate call 911

oh, crap….it’s Kim. this is my first comment ever!!! have a wonderful day!

Totally unrelated, but did anyone see the Animal Crossing update yesterday? If not here is a link to a vid about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz0-KqviXlA&t

I like aggressive women B^p

pretty sure Chester will, Nate….

Big Nate In: Dance and the Kim

Poll: best video game?

Oh no, it’s Kim again…

uh huh

If she holds you any longer, you just might get your wish…..

Nate needs to report Kim to something… but to what exactly?

oooof

he might live

hi everyone! hope yall are having a great day! Poll:Who is your favorite of nate’s love interests? This can include people that like nate or people that nate likes! It could even be gina if you like her! my favorite is Angie!

My classmate put this in our chatbox in online school:

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….as long as you’re wishin’, Nate, let her kill you with love: perhaps you’ll die with a smile on your (still intact…) lips?…….

I just noticed that everyone in Big Nate be big brain.

ඞ

Later…

Francis and Teddy: Nate and are sitting on a tree and K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

Nate: Stop it, just STOP IT, we’re NOT a couple!

Teddy: Oh c’mon, Nate, we’re not making fun of you!

Francis: Yeah, that’s cute!

Teddy: Hey, maybe you should go on that dance as a practicioner of karate? You can wear a KIMono!

Francis and Teddy: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nate: (sigh)

Hi everyone! I had a baseball game the other day and got a game tying, last at bat, last inning grand slam. It was awesome!

And now you know how Jenny feels, Nate!

My top 5 favorite songs.

Stay safe

JEFFERSON RAMPAGE PART 4: It was great. The party was a blast. There was a dancing pit, and, for once, the boys weren’t left at the snack table! Kim tried to get me to dance, but I said I had a girlfriend and left. Sheila said that we should have had a place where couples make it out. Girls are so weird. Anyway, the next day the school was buzzing about the party… and the dance that night. “We’re going,” Kim said to me at my locker. “I’m going with Ruby.” I replied. As if to prove my point, Ruby walked through the door, gave me a kiss on the cheek, and said, “Can’t wait to go to the dance with you!” after she left, I gave Kim a look, and went to home room. Later, Francis and Teddy are talking about how Teddy got back together with Paige again, but I keep quit. “Hey, we should triple date!” Teddy said. “Okay, can we talk about something else? Like, do you guys know how to get Kim to stop bugging me? She and Chester broke up.” I said. “Throw mud on her,” Chad joked as he sat down. “Did you here? Jenny and Artur broke up.” “WHAT?” Francis, Teddy, and I all explode out of our chairs to find Jenny. “Did you and Artur break up??” Teddy asked. “Yes,” Jenny said. PART 5 TOMORROW

Press R if this reminds you of comics a few years ago.

I have my ways of getting out of this situation.

For one thing, don’t have anybody attracted to you.

For another, use SuBsItUtIoN JuTsU

Looks like I came at the right time, just after the weird war thing

hey guys. sorry I have not been on. how we doing on spammer problems

Part 5 of Big Nate and the ULTIMATE plan

Later…

Nate: Chester, can I borrow an eraser?

Chester: No.

Chester grabs Nate and when he was going to punch Nate…

‘’GET OUT OF HERE, YOU JERK!’’

It was Jenny! She hit Chester and Sheila, Teddy, Francis and Dee Dee joined her (Chad was eating lunch) and they eventually defeated Chester, who ended up in the trash can.

Nate: Thank you, guys. I owe you that one.

Others: No prob!

That afternoon, while the group walked home…

Chad: Hey guys! Look! A thunderstorm!

Nate: RUN! Follow me!

As they head to Nate’s house, they hear thunder in the distance.

Ding dong!

Dad: Nate, dinner’s rea…

Nate: Just open the door! Hurry!

Dad: Oh, no! a thunderstorm!

They enter. After dinner, they deciede where to sleep.

Nate: Ok, we will sleep in the basement. My room’s too small and Ellen’s smells like potpourri and is small too.

They search for sleeping bags.

Part 6 tomorrow…

i just feel bad for nate

Life is upside down

Lol

We’re no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do IA full commitment’s what I’m thinking ofYou wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feelingGotta make you understand

Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so longYour heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say itInside we both know what’s been going onWe know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feelingDon’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)(Ooh give you up)(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give(Give you up)(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give(Give you up)

We’ve known each other for so longYour heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say itInside we both know what’s been going onWe know the game and we’re gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I’m feelingGotta make you understand

Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cry

Random poll: what is your favorite comic book?

Why doesn’t Nate just tell Kim’s dad or something… Geez how many years will Nate put up with this harrassment…

Oh great, Kim’s back

Question of the day: boondocks or Dave and Buster‘s? I’ll try to do these questions more often if everyone wants me too! If not, just tell me and I’ll stop. :-)

Nate is in BIG trouble!

I didn’t even know there was a second one! Thanks for indirectly telling me about it!

ew-

Kim is so rude

is that quincy fan banned? all his comments are gone…

Test

ok

o h n o

I hate Kim. She’s -100/10

I feel bad for Nate.

Assault is not the way.