Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 11, 2009

lol that is terrible, but true.

Living well is truly the best revenge!

And if he keeps wearing iPod earphones in his ears, he’ll have hearing loss long before Wally!

And WAIT until the “lactose intolerance” kicks in! - Couple THAT with the ‘roids…

OMG!

And the weakening eyes! Oh what joy. Yeah they have all that to look forward to. And if we’re still alive we can remind them of how they thought we were old at the same age they are now.

Let’s see now, where did I put that suppository

I can’t remember where I put my alzheimers medicine

LOL! That is totally what I’m thinking when the teenagers and 20 somethings give me looks like I’m too over the hill (I’m only 39), and I give a little giggle about how soon it’ll be before they get the same looks from my kids. Call me evil, but it keeps me sane…

My sons hate the fact that I keep reminding them that they will be bald when they’re older. It isn’t a question of IF, it is a question of HOW QUICK! (Baldness on every male on both sides for 3 generations or more.)

Oh, man, RRAmom! Boys get their maternal grandfather’s hairline - your boys’ hair is doomed!!!

RMom my boys have hit that stage already. Oh well. Just too much testosterone and they save on hampoo (what their father says.)

My Dad used a washcloth to comb his hair. By the time I came along (he was 39), he had lost so much hair that I never remember him using a comb or shampoo.

Like I always say to 20-somethings who call me old: “That’s OK, your turn’s coming.”