Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 18, 1996
Transcript:
Val: Joan, instead of this futile search for "Mr. Right"... why can't you just enjoy the compnay of Wally - who's decent, available, and right next door? Joan: Val, Wally's just a friend. Why would I want to date him?? Val: You're right. Why date a friend when there are still three or four total jerks you haven't unearthed yet?!