Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 14, 2020

snorts Why not live in the past? The present is a living hell!!!!!!!!!!! ;/

The music was a (darn) sight better then!

We without a time machine have to escape 2020 the common way: move on to 2021.

Really Rad, Dad!

Oh to be able to skip to January 20!

Speaking of answering machines, it would be nice if someone could invent an answering machine mode for mobile phones. Something that would allow you to listen to a message while it was being left, pick up in the middle if it was someone you wanted to speak to, or cut them off if it wasn’t. It would save a little time over waiting for it to go to voicemail and then calling them back if it turned out not to be a telemarketer.

I think the 60’s were better.. free love was especially attractive

No four letter words. Movies also (almost)

Dave’s not here and now

She can’t go for that, no can do.

I actually HAVE a time machine!

It’s called a Bed! I climb into it, and suddenly I’m 8 hours into the future!

I haven’t figured out how to make it go BACK in time yet. More research is needed.

[climbing back into bed]

All will be forgiven. Let’s keep living in the past. (Thanks to ian Anderson)

Does the iPhone 12 reach back in time?

The past is a good place to visit now and then, but please don’t live in it.

Take me, take me! The one I ordered, which was like the one Uncle Rico bought, never worked properly…

Is Dave talking to H.A.L.? If so, then he’s not going to like H.A.L.’s replies

You can only send messages to the future.