The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 17, 2020

That’s one way of looking at it.

I have never slept as little as since I retired.

Everyone needs a hobby when they’re retired.

If that were the case I would have been retired as soon as I took on my present job. I retire two or three times a day.

I can’t wait. Right now, I’m pretired.

might as well.

Mine is working two jobs.

Out of the mouths …

Me AND my car.

No Wilberforce. I get tired all the time, and I still work.

Yup.. that and being bored, with nothing better to do, having a nap means less time waiting for dinner.

I just looked up Uncle Ted, and apparently, he is Brutus’ uncle, which would technically make him Wilberforce’s Great Uncle. I was just wondering if Ted was actually Brutus’ brother or his uncle.

yes

Makes me tired thinking about it.

Yes. That’s one of the definitions but there is a whole lot more….

I must be retired. I want a nap too!

I’ll say it does!

Kind of like that, Wilberforce.

That is indeed true because of unknown cause.