Ted Rall for November 16, 1998

Transcript:

Woman: Citing the precedent established by the arrest of Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, Saudi officials acting on an Afghani warrant have detained and jailed president Clinton on charges he illegally bombed that nation to distract Americans from the Lewinsky scandal. Man: In an amazing coincidence, french para-troopers acting on behalf of the world court have spirited former president Ronald Regan out of the country. He is awaiting trial for the illegal minding of nicarsun harbors during the eighties and has been assigned a public defender by legal services. And in a breaking story, local traffic cops in Houston has picked up George Bush. He is awaiting extradition to Panama where he will be tried for the illegal deposing and seizure of former Panamanian dictator Mavel Noriega. Woman: Fortunately, Jerry Ford remains free to pardon his fellow presidents. Man: No longer! Jimmy Carter has had him imprisoned for assaulting him with a golf ball in palm springs.