Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 12, 2020

“I know! Let’s write a Constitution that gives Ralph four votes!”

Ralph will have better luck with the sharks than with that lot.

Where are the Techno-Lord censors?

I notice the coconut has three halves. Was this a thing in 2010?

Obviously I have the right to bare arms. :-)

This actually makes a valid point— ALL rights are those a society grants.

“Mr. Incumbert, your challenger got 5 million more votes than you. Any comment.” “Clearly election fraud. That’s part of the reason my campaign raised hundreds of millions of dollars: to pay lawyers to contest a loss.” Ah, the American way.

They should use the American business model. Shred the coconut, adulterate it with sand, coat it with a thick layer of sugar made to adhere by an untested chemical and jack the price way up.

Tyranny of the majority, though in contemporary US politics it’s the minority.