There is a story going around about a young lady who did NOT like the custom of the couple smashing wedding cake into the other person’s face. “If you do that to me, I’m leaving.” And apparently, the said it more than once.
Come their wedding day, as they were cutting the cake, she whispered her warning to her groom, and darned if he didn’t do it anyway. She looked at him in shock, and then turned around and walked out of the hall, and onto the parking lot. He ran after her to apologize, and told her he thought she was kidding.
Wow, Betty has such a low bar for abandoning her marriage.
I mean, yes, pushing a fully dressed person into a pool is irresponsible, dangerous, and an overall d*ck move… but is it on the same level as, well, cheating on her would be?
Sorry, I just assume that cheating is the one thing that would end any marriage—although I know, realistically, that’s not what ends most marriages.
Nachikethass almost 4 years ago
Wise man!
JamieLee Premium Member almost 4 years ago
LOL
Dani Rice almost 4 years ago
There is a story going around about a young lady who did NOT like the custom of the couple smashing wedding cake into the other person’s face. “If you do that to me, I’m leaving.” And apparently, the said it more than once.
Come their wedding day, as they were cutting the cake, she whispered her warning to her groom, and darned if he didn’t do it anyway. She looked at him in shock, and then turned around and walked out of the hall, and onto the parking lot. He ran after her to apologize, and told her he thought she was kidding.
She wasn’t.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Arms crossed, legs crossed, nothing’s right with the world today.
Sir Ruddy Blighter almost 4 years ago
Wow, Betty has such a low bar for abandoning her marriage.
I mean, yes, pushing a fully dressed person into a pool is irresponsible, dangerous, and an overall d*ck move… but is it on the same level as, well, cheating on her would be?
Sorry, I just assume that cheating is the one thing that would end any marriage—although I know, realistically, that’s not what ends most marriages.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Given what Betty puts up with now.. it’s a surprise she would walk if pushed into a pool.
Dverny Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Please Bub. Throw her into the pool as fast as possible
MCProfessor almost 4 years ago
In the pool she goes!