Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 08, 2011
May 07, 2011
May 09, 2011
Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Holly: I'm going to write a novel and get RICH. Val: Great! But you'll need a day job! Holly: All I have to do is come up with an AMAZING story... Gramma Evie: Just don't quit your day job. Holly: ...and then wait for the publishers' bidding war to begin!! Gramma Evie & Val: Ha! DAY JOB! Holly: Don't you two have any OTHER advice? Gramma Evie: Write about what you know...don't use anyone's real name...and DON'T quit YOUR DAY JOB!! STOMP STOMP Holly: Once upon a time a beautiful girl lived with her cynical, DREAM-CRUSHING mu-thur and Gramma. Alix: Don't forget the often-overlooked but incredibly clever little sister.
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pibfan868 almost 13 years ago
heheheh
lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Uh oh, you know she’s upset when she uses “mu-thur”…
Happy Mu-thur’s day to all beautiful (and funny) mothers!
kab2rb almost 13 years ago
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
AmariT almost 13 years ago
I am a professional writer. Yes, it’s hard to get to that point, but I worked hard and I’ve thus far succeeded at living off of my writing, though I’m still not making all that much. I really don’t think my mom telling me that it’s really hard to succeed as a writer and not to have high expectations helped me in any way; it just encouraged me to not bother trying.
kab2rb almost 13 years ago
AmariT what type of writing is your style. I am taking and nearing the end of Basic English and had to write an essay worth 200 points. I found English teacher who could help me. In the future I believe be next year I have to take Comp I and I struggle with Basic English. I’m not a English major either.
Happy Mother’s Day All
Ella-of-Frell almost 13 years ago
Anyone ever seen Flight of the Conchords? “Your so beautiful, you could be a part-time model. But you’ll probably still have to keep your day job.”
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
I recommend she learn this phrase for being a novelist- “Do you want fries with that?”
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
I recommend she learn this phrase for being a novelist- “Do you want fries with that?”
Jml58 almost 13 years ago
And “Here or to go?”