Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 09, 2011
April 08, 2011
April 10, 2011
Transcript:
Board member; Thank you for your proposal to start a recycling program, Mr. and Mrs. Newman. Board member; From a procedural standpoint, you need to have a petition signed by a minimum of 250 town citizens. Board member; We do insist that they are current residents and they are, in fact, still living. Board member; And we will be especially suspicious of any surnames from: Von Trapps, Partridges, Swiss Family Robinsons and/or Smurfs.
alcors3 about 13 years ago
Sounds like the bloc that voted Obama in.
cdward about 13 years ago
^Um, that would have been the Bush election purchases. Except one of those prominent names would have been Diebold.
cdward about 13 years ago
I want to see Von Tramps on that list.
linsonl about 13 years ago
Wot he say?
Herb Thiel Premium Member about 13 years ago
Amen, Susan!
dante.deangelo about 13 years ago
plenty of other comics and editorials that you can discuss all that.
NE1956 about 13 years ago
Yeah, what Susan herb and dante said. Stay on topic folks.
250 ‘real’ signatures is a tough deal, but Laura could get book buyers to help. Adam could get his list of clients, assuming he has a few, and the kids could start at school.
There. Problem solved. Even my tiny town in Backwoods NH recycles. Go Newmans!
lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago
No Bradys or Kardashians either.
willettd about 13 years ago
It’s always Republicans who pass laws requiring voters to show iD. It’s the Dems who oppose that. I wonder who REALLY wants fictional voters?
alan.gurka about 13 years ago
Bart Simpson was good at coming up with amusing fictional names. Maybe they can watch a few episodes and come up with a creative list of signatures.
James Lindley Premium Member about 13 years ago
All of those would be acceptable in Illinois if presented by democrat. If presented by a republican, you need to have at least twice the number of petitions required because they’ll find some excuse to disqualify them.
James Lindley Premium Member about 13 years ago
All of those would be acceptable in Illinois if presented by democrat. If presented by a republican, you need to have at least twice the number of petitions required because they’ll find some excuse to disqualify them.
James Lindley Premium Member about 13 years ago
All of those would be acceptable in Illinois if presented by democrat. If presented by a republican, you need to have at least twice the number of petitions required because they’ll find some excuse to disqualify them.