Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 31, 2020

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    Despair  over 4 years ago

    He LIVES in the couch.

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    SpitsyTheDoge  over 4 years ago

    jeez nate, uncle ted is living life RIGHT!

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    Clarence  over 4 years ago

    17 days left until online school starts

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    Just nate  over 4 years ago

    He never gets of the couch: Says to Marty while he is sitting

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    Sandwich  over 4 years ago

    I’m Annoying #2“Great job, Francis!” said Nate. “It’s not all that surprising!” said Teddy. “After all, annoying nerds are super effective against dumb dragons!” “That makes no sense at all,” said Francis. “Still, I’m worried about this building.” Teddy said, “who cares! Now that we have the time machine, we can leave this dumb place!” Francis disagreed, “this tech is too complicated for me to work with.” “Then we should look inside the building!” Nate suggested. “Seems to be our only option,” said Francis.”Inside the building:“That’s odd,” said Francis, “It’s abandoned.” After wandering the place for a bit, Teddy discovered something. “A trap door!” yelled Teddy. But it was too late. Nate and Francis fell down the trap. “Hello there!” said a voice from behind Teddy. Teddy turned around and asked, “who are you?!” “My name is Razor!” yelled the man. “How would you like to strike a deal?” “A deal?” asked Teddy. “I’ll free your friends and send them back to the present time!” said Razor. “In exchange, you will become my servant and stay here forever. Teddy thought for a moment. He could either save himself, or save his 2 best friends.

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    SpitsyTheDoge  over 4 years ago

    as long as there is a tv in front of that couch, than uncle ted is doing nothing wrong

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    Space_Owl on GoComics   over 4 years ago

    Good morning, afternoon, evening, night early readers! Um, untrue Marty. Again, their mom would be their closest living relative. I’m just saying Mr. Peirce, would it kill you to give us just one storyline with her? Please?

    Have a great day!

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    Spitsy Eustis   over 4 years ago

    In the second panel nate is so short, it doesnt even look like marty is looking at him

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    Bonk  over 4 years ago

    It would be bad if they had to live with uncle ted… (btw i’m sub to socksfor1

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    Sandwich  over 4 years ago

    Name: Ted Wright.Description: Lazy Unicorn

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    retrocool  over 4 years ago

    I always thought the parents were divorced.

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    Valence (UwU) ✔️   over 4 years ago

    Oh, come on! Surely someone else can.

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    SpitsyTheDoge  over 4 years ago

    as long as marty doesnt die in the next 2 years, ellen can legally take care of nate

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    Just nate  over 4 years ago

    Think Ted would enjoy quarantine

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    Valence (UwU) ✔️   over 4 years ago

    So all you have to do is not die!

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    ND Cool Z  over 4 years ago

    Uncle Ted isn’t Nate’s worst nightmare, that would be Mrs. Godfrey..

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    Comicgeek  over 4 years ago

    Uncle Ted has a life but just decides to do nothing with it.

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    Emjeff  over 4 years ago

    All good points.

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    Grapey  over 4 years ago

    ????

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    theincrediblebulk  over 4 years ago

    IF Uncle Ted is their closest living relative, that would imply that their mother is dead. That’s a good reason for her never appearing in the strip.

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    beatles+bignate#1fan  over 4 years ago

    I can define living HE BREATHES NATE

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This way the kids will make sure dad stays healthy.

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    beatles+bignate#1fan  over 4 years ago

    where is the BNCSN?

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    Anonymous Person Premium Member over 4 years ago

    GeT oFf ThE cHaIr Or ElSe I wIlL pUnCh YoU. Says uncle ted

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    MikeM_inMD  over 4 years ago

    Doesn’t Uncle Ted live in his parents’ basement? If so, that means the grandparents will be raising Nate and Ellen.

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    Neptune_Ninja_Comics ✔️  over 4 years ago

    Well time to mention Nate’s mom.

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    Arcery  over 4 years ago

    I hope this arc will end with some sort of conversation about their mom

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    BiggerNate91  over 4 years ago

    I’m sure any court would deem Uncle Ted unsuited for raising children.

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    PinkYoshiFan  over 4 years ago

    Marty, do you have a brain?

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    Pizza_lover  over 4 years ago

    not uncle ted!!!! what a tragedy!

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You can’t realistically expect a 30-something man with an 8 year old’s mentality to raise them in your absence either, Marty……

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    GarfieldMN  over 4 years ago

    Then have Uncle Ted move out! So they don’t have to care of so many children, or 2 and a man child.

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    Carmen Sandiego :)  over 4 years ago

    Uncle Ted lives with Gramps and Grams, so they would live with them too.

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    Sheperdspie   over 4 years ago

    Technically aren’t gram and gramps already taking care of a man child

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    Carmen Sandiego :)  over 4 years ago

    Eid Mubarak!

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    Meow!  over 4 years ago

    I feel bad for Nate

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    Deedeeholloway2  about 4 years ago

    Define ‘relative’. Nate and Ellen woudn’t consider him family, lol

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    Ehi10  about 4 years ago

    Uncle Ted will probably die earlier than Marty

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    amonguskaban  about 4 years ago

    SPOILER ALERT: HE STILL ALIVE

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    Okshudibe   about 4 years ago

    I am leaving gocomics bye guys i will miss you

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    The Uchiha Clan  over 3 years ago

    UNCLE TED is in his EIGHTIES so he is technically a NIGHTMARE because he makes LIVING COUCHES

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    Mrs. Darth Vader  over 3 years ago

    ted is really clueless

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    Nyan the Cat:)   about 3 years ago

    4th panel made me lol

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    220001492  over 2 years ago

    rimshot to uncle ted

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    nintendopoptarts64  over 1 year ago

    Yeah Nate’s right, you’d need a FORKLIFT to get him off the couch.

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    nintendopoptarts64  over 1 year ago

    You know, it wouldn’t be a very bad idea for them to raise Nate and Ellen. I mean, they are growing up, so they can take care of themselves, gram and gramps are very active, and aren’t really lazy like uncle Ted.

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    STUFF ENJOYER  8 months ago

    “Define LIVING.” That one got me rolling.

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