Golf makes no sense. You hit a little ball away from yourself as far as you can and then go find it. When you find it, you hit it away again until you manage to hit it into a little hole in the ground, from which you remove it and repeat.
My wife hates hockey. She says “Why to 10 men fight over one puck? Why don’t they give each man a puck so they won’t fight?” She does have a point. She also thinks football players are gay because they always pat each other on the bum.
Just about any sport sounds foolish when you break it down with a simplistic explanation. Tennis: You hit a ball away from you over a net and hope someone doesn’t hit it back. Pool: You hit a ball with a stick toward 15 balls and hope one or more go into one of 6 holes. Then you hit the ball at the remaining balls one at a time to accomplish what you failed to do with your first shot. Basketball: You bounce a ball with only one hand down a wooden field, throw it to others sometimes but eventually throw it with the hopes it goes thru a small hole only slightly bigger than the ball. 5 Other people on the wooden field are trying to stop you from doing this, while 4 others are trying to help you.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Poor Bub.
Yontrop about 4 years ago
Golf makes no sense. You hit a little ball away from yourself as far as you can and then go find it. When you find it, you hit it away again until you manage to hit it into a little hole in the ground, from which you remove it and repeat.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago
You could go get a drive-thru lunch and be back in time for Bub.
well-i-never about 4 years ago
I could have been great. One of the best. But it was kind of sweaty.
DaveQuinn about 4 years ago
My wife hates hockey. She says “Why to 10 men fight over one puck? Why don’t they give each man a puck so they won’t fight?” She does have a point. She also thinks football players are gay because they always pat each other on the bum.
kunddog about 4 years ago
when I was young I consider golf an old mans game, now I perfer darts, billiards, or bowling
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
Bub forgot his Husqvarna club.
sobrown51 about 4 years ago
Just about any sport sounds foolish when you break it down with a simplistic explanation. Tennis: You hit a ball away from you over a net and hope someone doesn’t hit it back. Pool: You hit a ball with a stick toward 15 balls and hope one or more go into one of 6 holes. Then you hit the ball at the remaining balls one at a time to accomplish what you failed to do with your first shot. Basketball: You bounce a ball with only one hand down a wooden field, throw it to others sometimes but eventually throw it with the hopes it goes thru a small hole only slightly bigger than the ball. 5 Other people on the wooden field are trying to stop you from doing this, while 4 others are trying to help you.
M2MM about 4 years ago
I guess the whole point is to go for a long walk. :P