Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 24, 2020

Any consideration can be negotiated?

Arlo – the original DoorDasher.

She’s gonna pay!

Once again the bathroom sommelier has been summoned. But does he provide other services? And how is Janis going to settle her tab. It looks like she forgot her wallet.

I love Janis’ look in the last panel. On another note, Janis usually doesn’t seem terribly excited about Arlo’s desire for her, but I doubt she’d be happy if he lost it.

It’s fine to have a blow-out in a fancy restaurant,With terrapin and canvas-back and all the wine you want;To enjoy the flowers and music, watch the pretty women pass,Smoke a choice cigar, and sip the wealthy water in your glass.It’s bully in a high-toned joint to eat and drink your fill,But it’s quite another matter when you⁠Pay the bill.

Robert Service

Usually, it would end with her paying with her body, since she doesn’t have her wallet or even a pocket to hold it. But, she has her phone and she can access an e-pay platform. It’s a sad world we’re living in today…

She did use the phone to place the order, perhaps too many times…

Uh, oh! Collection day! :o)

Trust Arlo to spoil the moment.

Is Arlo going to collect immediately or arrange for payment in a bit?

I think they’ve been on the easy payment plan for many years now…

“Tab”? I thought she was drinking wine!

;-/

Bringing back the barter system …

Somebody’s going to be washing dishes

We all know how Janis will pay the bill. She still has “it”.

Let’s get something straight between us :)

Bow-chika-bow-wow.

“And how will madam pay? Not yen, I’ve already got the yen…”

Get in and play Battleship…..be the submarine…..dive dive

Using the phone while in the tub will never make sense to me!

This is bad time to tell her her credit card is maxed out.

We use the “computer repair guy” routine. Mrs. Baker prefers geeks.

I try that same ploy all the time, but it never seems to work. At least not like I want it too.

So Janis uses electrical devices…while soaking in water!??!!!!

I see she still has Arlo’s phone number written on the wall! :o)

is she looking where I think she’s looking?