Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 12, 2011

Lucy, the exploitive sadist.

sure sure it’s ‘exploitive’ … but it’s a valuable lesson in life that all little boys must learn. he’s just a husband-in-waiting. when he grows up -his time will come- and nothing will change.

(NOT THAT WE’RE COMPLAINING !)

Madame Lucy, you need to make sure Linus is unaware that he’s the subject of your science project. That way he well cooperate without even knowing it.

I agree with mac47. Tis better to ask forgiveness than permission. Although, Lucy would never ask forgiveness.

About right now, Linus is hearing the theme from Jaws.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

As you should.

Afraid? He passed that about 30 seconds ago, on his way to terrified.

Courage Linus. (Easy for me to say; no one is taking away my blankie).

Just say no, Linus.

Linus, welcome to Lucy’s laboratory…

is not that bad Linus… well, maybe just a little bit worst… ok, it’s worst…

I know how you feel Linus

Linus needs to turn Lucy’s antics back on her. Do a science project on her to determine why she is such a mean, bossy person. I’m sure the other Peanuts gang would love to know the answers to her personality issues.

Say NO to Lucy? NO way!

I see a panic attach in Linus’ future.