Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 18, 1994

Transcript:

Lucy and Linus sit on the floor. Linus sucks his thumb and holds his blanket. Lucy holds a book and reads, "'I'll always love you,' she said." Linus says, "I'll bet."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "And the frog turned into a prince and they lived happily ever after."<BR><BR> Linus says, "I doubt that . . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "I'll bet she was a whiner . . . I'll bet she started complaining the day after they got married . . ."<BR><BR> Linus explains, "She knew he was a frog before she ever met him . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "She was a whiner!"<BR><BR> Lucy looks in the book and says, "If it says here that they lived happily ever after, then they lived happily ever after!"<BR><BR> Lucy hits Linus on the head with the book.<BR><BR> Linus lies on the floor and says, "Until her sister moved in with them!"<BR><BR>