One day two buzzards were nearly thrown from the sky by a F-15 in full afterburners, when the buzzards had regained their equilibrium the first one said to his friend,’Don’t you wish you could fly like that?’ His friend replied,‘I could, if I had two a$$holes and they both were on fire!’
SHIVA over 3 years ago
Swifts are noted as one of the fastest birds.
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
One day two buzzards were nearly thrown from the sky by a F-15 in full afterburners, when the buzzards had regained their equilibrium the first one said to his friend,’Don’t you wish you could fly like that?’ His friend replied,‘I could, if I had two a$$holes and they both were on fire!’
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Jonathan Livingston Seagull maybe?
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
I hope he keeps his feathers numbered, for just such an occasion
ChuckberryNOnothim Premium Member over 3 years ago
Livingston Seagull I Presume
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Did he give it a ticket for speeding?
Seeker149 Premium Member over 3 years ago
As a mortal, even JLS couldn’t hope to be that fast. But by the time he came back, Mach speed would be practically effortless.