Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 27, 1991

Transcript:

The Literary Ace sits on his doghouse and writes, "Her love affair had ended. She didn't want to live."<BR><BR> The Literary Ace writes, "She threw herself in front of a Zamboni."<BR><BR> Lucy looks at the paper and says, "That's the dumbest things I've ever read!"<BR><BR> Snoopy types, "She threw herself in front of a skateboard."<BR><BR>