Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 07, 1989

Transcript:

Snoopy, the Literary Ace, sits at his typewriter. He types "It."<BR><BR> Lucy reads what he has written. "'It'" she says, "Yes, I like that."<BR><BR> Snoopy types: It was a dark and stormy night.<BR><BR> Lucy reads: "'You never take me anyplace, she complained.'"<BR><BR> Snoopy types, "'How can I take you anyplace when it's a dark and stormy night?' he said."<BR><BR> Lucy reads: "'Their marriage was rapidly coming apart.'"<BR><BR> Snoopy types, "They were behind on their car payments, and the rent on the condominium was due."<BR><BR> Lucy looks at the paper and says, "What a sad little story.."<BR><BR> Lucy hands the page back and adds, "I'll be anxious to see how you get them out of their troubles.."<BR><BR> Snoopy types, "'Suddenly, their dog, Rex, decided he'd better take over!"<BR><BR>