Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 14, 1987

Transcript:

Marcie and Peppermint Patty stand looking at a sign posted on the wall of a building. The sign reads,'Tiny Tots concert Today 2:00 p.m.' The latter says,"I hate to say it, but that's us"<BR><BR> They sit in the auditorium and she continues,"If they play 'Peter and the Wolf' again, I'm gonna scream!"<BR><BR> She asks,"Who's that, Marcie?" Marcie replies,"She's the soloist, sir"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty puts her hands to her mouth and exclaims,"Wow! Look at the beautiful dress she's wearing!"<BR><BR> She turns and whispers to Marcie,"I'll bet the dress cost more than the piano!"<BR><BR> She asks,"Why is she playing with only one hand?" Marcie replies,"This is Ravel's 'Concerto for Left Hand'"<BR><BR> Marcie jumps in shock as Peppermint Patty puts her hands to her mouth and shouts,"Use both hands, Ma'am, and we'll all get home quicker!"<BR><BR> As they tossed out of the auditorium onto the pavement, Marcie concludes,"Everywhere we go, sir, you embarrass me..."<BR><BR>