Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 26, 2019

They’re ALL good boys up there.

I wish I could give Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Lais Ribeiro one of those.

A belly rub is always first class.

Told you the extra money was worth it!

That would do it for me, belly rubs and champagne, plus one free bag, what more could a person want?

Lots of treats in first class too!

And at the end of the belly rub they also scratch you behind your ears too!

and check out the “do your business” class…

Dog gone it, who booked this flight, anyways?

and treats! treats like you wouldn’t believe

First class even has your choice of manure to roll in, for as long as you want.

The ‘aaaaahhhhhss’ would indicate so.

And all you get is that bag with 3 peanuts in it, which you are allergic to.

And they got the idea from Good Kitty International Airlines!