Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 25, 2011

Transcript:

Ralph says, "Come on, Steinbauer! You're going to tell my wife the truth!!" Ralph says, "Honeybunch, our nextdoor neighbor has a confession to make!" Steinbauer says, "June, I'm the one who's been putting the empty ice cream cartons in your trash can!" June says, "And you expect me to believe that?" Steinbauer says, "No, but he does!" Ralph says, "It's true!"