In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 02, 2019

Maybe he’d better move to the shoulder or he’ll be an addition to the list.

…you’re next…

Armadillo: Mother Nature’s speed bump

Armadillo (v.) to provide weapons to a Spanish pickle

“Wait a minute! I’m Rob!”

I knew I was having a bad day, but I didn’t realise that made me roadkill

they might want to change how they report the news.

If he was even semi conscious, he’d be aware of what’s coming.

Next line “Guess who’s next?”

Seeing a little dead critter in the road ruins my day.

Huh, get out of the road, dude!

With apologies to Terry Stafford…“Armadillo by morning…”