Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 20, 2019

I’m guessing that the people of Madison, WI are BIG John Waters fans. LOL

…And oh, how the turtles love it.

Where in Vancouver, Washington is Ms. Bradley for I also live in that city.

40 years of surveillance. Might have been a reason.

Supposed?

I have about 10 pink flamingos scattered around the yard.

Poop like a champion is an actual cereal that you can buy. It’s specifically formulated to encourage bowel movements.

Why not have a real flamingo instead of a plastic one?

We get Bratie Kadley.

Take care and may God bless.

I at first thought the loon would be Madison’s bird, but pretty much of the West Coast has claim to that.

Good on ya, Katie. We had a big one named “Moe.” He’d disappear for months and then he’d show up again. We finally pained him a bright, day-glow greenish color. It didn’t help at all, we still couldn’t fine him. Your shark outfit may have helped.

Bye bye woolly mammoth….hello, woolly tortoise. Could these be called “carapace cozies?”

Maybe Ms. Bradley, with sponsorship of Joann Fabrics, could apply her skills on a reptilian-humanitarian mission and go to the Galapagos Islands and knit shell coverings for giant tortoises? That should keep her busy….

Or she could set up a shell corporation in the Cayman Islands.

Was that the same FBI who found nothing suspicious about Muslims with expired visas wanting to learn to fly airplanes, but didn’t need to know how to take off or land?

That’s animal cruelty! I’m calling ASPCA.

And during that time over 75 FBI agents became tone deaf…

I’m guessing Kate is retired?