In the Sticks by Nathan Cooper for February 11, 2011

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    Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Do you think he could get into the marines? Maybe for a half day………….

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    MisngNOLA  over 13 years ago

    With the way things are now? He could totally get into the Marines… “I need a time out”

    Old Days: “What’s the matter now you little panty-waisted piece of maggot dung? Got a hangnail? Or a little piece of dirt in your eyes you swine-infested shi7-breathing festering pile of puke?”

    These Days : “(Whistle blows) EVERYONE STOP! We have to take a timeout, someone has an issue. We’ll take a break and then we’ll discuss how this makes us all feel.”

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    And I thought it was just the Army guys who couldn’t stand an eight hour day in the real world laboring at a machine who were like that. ;-)

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    Considering he’s got hair all over his body, he’s gonna need a lot of gel!

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