Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for March 28, 2024

Fowl if they don’t listen

I coulda sworn that’s where I was aiming!

That hole is so big, they keep trying to hit it from further and further away.

My daughter has this problem with her boys

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Some men never learn that lesson…

Our (now middle-aged) youngest child was so stubborn about potty training that we finally told her if she wasn’t trained, she wouldn’t go to Kentucky with us. “I wanna go to Kentucky!” she’d wail — now mind you, she had no idea what Kentucky WAS, but what she did know was that she didn’t want to be left behind while the rest of us went there. Dr. Spock might not have approved of our method, but the mere threat was the incentive that finally worked.

I work as a custodian at an elementary school and I like to joke how the urinals’ in the boy’s bathrooms are the cleanest things in the school as the boys pee everywhere but in the urinals!!