Clay Bennett for January 21, 2011

F-16’s for the masses!

After all it’s just a matter of scale.

Tiger-stripped Mittaines says; We, cats, don’t need those. We have those cool things called “claws”. All the defense we need!

(shreds a looong peice of drapes with claws)

Now, who wants a peice of Mittaines???

A nuclear “Hellfire”- right ON! No more squirrels in the field!

Gun enthusiasts are so uncompromising about the Second Amendment they won’t even ANSWER the question “Do you think the right to bear nuclear arms should be infringed?”

If it sticks out past the windows, you’ve got to hang a red flag on each end.

And yet they ban shuriken, nunchucks, maces, and the mace-and-chain. Where’s the outrage??

F-16s are for chumps. Give me an F-22!! Yeah baby! *

mm- “asps” are also illegal, along with switchblades. I want to see someone with a switchblade win a duel against a Glock.

^But guns don’t kill - people do! Just a lot more efficiently with guns than without…

The 2nd Amendment only covered conventional weapons and boiling oil. No nukes please…..

@ kreole You bunch of pansy libs, first it’s no nukes, next you’ll go after the boiling oil

walrus, we have to keep boiling oil for the Freedom Fries!

You’ve got that right, ChukLit; and please don’t nail them on with the hammer.