Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 31, 2011

Someone in a blue shirt is about to get an atomic wedgie.

Dip stick………….

Then try it next time, you…..

Maybe he’s a boy scout, and has to leave a trail to show where he’s been.

Its going to take a while for the doctor to get all the broken glass out of the back of his head,

Classic!

Typical.

Genderism aside: This guy and all his friends shop at Walmart. You can tell by the carts sitting in empty parking spaces right next to the cart corral.

Once, my mom asked my dad, “Why do I always end up putting the dirty dishes in the dishwasher?” He replied, “You don’t end up doing anything; you just put the dishes in the dishwasher.”

The next time she didn’t load the dishwasher immediately after supper, she walked into the kitchen just before going to bed to find the dishwasher had been loaded and started.

Just because something needs to happen, does not mean that thing needs to happen immediately.

Agreed ted. Although sometimes, just sometimes, immediately is good. Like fixing the brakes on the car as soon as you notice they’re bad.

Thanks Ted. This world can seriously use a little less ‘immediate.’