Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 05, 2019

He’s Buggin’!

Don’t even want the regular GPS. Gives too many wrong directions.

The GPS is in survivor mode.

Great fun messing with the driver by very softly whistling siren whoop from the back seat once in a while. Does wonders for speed control.

This is very necessary.

Need a mode for texters too.

I want the Andrew Dice Clay version! The Sam Kinison model is good too!

So does GPS mean Global Positioning Smartass?

It would be nice if they had a feature to take control and move the car to the side if you were doing something stupid, like wrong way on a one-way.

I heard that the IRS is looking at your returns. That would keep me awake at night.

Next: the sound of a police siren

Watch out for that tree.

I hated when ads came on the radio that started with a siren whoop, I’m looking all over for an ambulance or fire truck and it’s on the radio.