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I was driving a group of veterans to a VA center. One of them started complaining about something his credit card company was doing, and he said; “I never gave them permission to do” whatever it was. Entire group started laughing at him about not reading the fine print of the credit card agreement.
santa72404 over 5 years ago
A real dilema!
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
I bet when you read them, you wont accept them.
PICTO over 5 years ago
What’s more important…your rights or posting a picture of you lunch?
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Today’s funniest comic! (Your mileage may vary.)
davidmilgrim Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m pretty sure no one ever has read those, including the people that write them.I’m giving Abe a pass.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Abe stood a chance. He was a lawyer.
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member over 5 years ago
I have a screenshot somewhere from some apps TOD that reads “will not use for evil”
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
He can check it off. The phrase Terms And Conditions is right there. It doesn’t say " I have read ALL the terms and conditions".
smgray over 5 years ago
Immaterial, no cell service.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Now THAT is FUNNY!!!!!!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
He’d be elated if he could debate it.
swanridge over 5 years ago
That only applies to the words “terms and conditions”. So he’s okay if he says yes.
scaeva Premium Member over 5 years ago
He was a lawyer—no problem.
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Looks a lot like my boss. You can call me Ishmael.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Me, I skim them. Just for fishy terminology like “soul.”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s their ‘out’ in case of any disagreement:
“Well, you DID indicate that you read the terms and Conditions.”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
( ) I have read the terms and conditions.
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WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Nice, very nice!
Nuclear Nemesis over 5 years ago
I was driving a group of veterans to a VA center. One of them started complaining about something his credit card company was doing, and he said; “I never gave them permission to do” whatever it was. Entire group started laughing at him about not reading the fine print of the credit card agreement.