Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    Thirst-world problems.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yeah, it’s a tired argument anyway, and it kinda sucks.

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    Display  over 5 years ago

    They’d put that decision on a ballot but straw votes are often just a sham.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Why spend a lifetime spewing out CO2 when you can just DIE, DIE, DIE? But it’s just a suggestion.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    For the sake of the planet, I stopped using my private jet.

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    cdward  over 5 years ago

    What about, what about, what about him?

    Don’t look at me or the mischief I’m in.

    What he is up to, it may be a sin.

    So what if mine’s bigger – what about him?

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    TazzTec  over 5 years ago

    I think customers should be offered straws and glasses of water, not given them automatically. Or wait till one is requested.

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    Jeff0811  over 5 years ago

    She conveniently fails to notice the non recyclable plastic eating utensil she has in front of her. She has a lot to learn about being fair to others. Not all at once, mind you, maybe just spoon feed it to her in the beginning.

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    ms-ss  over 5 years ago

    Plastic straws are recyclable. It’s just that the food places find it more convenient to throw everything in the dumpster. And what they throw in the dumpster is the cheapest and easiest of every packaging component.

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    Ahuehuete  over 5 years ago

    What could be more fun than a date with an NPC?

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