Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 04, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Haha! The equivalent of buying condoms at a drugstore.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    Lol! You don’t often see a cat look embarrassed.

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    Devils Knight  over 5 years ago

    obviously they are not his he is buying them for a friend, yeah that’s it

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Should have gotten on the PA system so absolutely everyone could hear that!

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    thebashfulone  over 5 years ago

    The Woody Allen movie where he is trying to casually buy pornography by hiding it between two news magazines—help me out here, Boomers!

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Never fails. I think clerks wait for the most embarrassing thing they can yell just to break up the monotony of the job. (kinda hard to blame them, actually)

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    Oh, the shame, the shame. His inadequacies exposed to the world.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Please put it in a brown paper sack.

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    swanridge  over 5 years ago

    No pockets! Where do the keep their money?

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the time I bought fiber supplements and toilet paper. Realizing the optics of those purchases, I quickly threw a pack of gum on the conveyor belt because nothing says “casually shopping” like a pack of gum.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Well, he’s getting on in years and not in very good shape so he has augment his hunting skills.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Cute cute cute!

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