Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for October 26, 2018

I remember someone did that when I was a kid. I felt guilty taking more than 1. But I still did it. I think I took two, because they had two things I liked.

Temptation is directly proportional to the quality of the candy!

The sign says, “Take One.” Is that take one piece of candy or is it take one bowl of candy? Young at heart of minds want to know.

I wait for the last kid before I turn out the light and give them all the rest of the candy. I want to keep it, but my wife would just throw it out otherwise.

Fingers crossed for the bowl to be there when you come home.

Mama’s living in LaLa land.

C’mon mother dear…weren’t you a kid once?

That trick never works.

“mom, i…ahhh…forgot something inside. go…go to the truck, i’ll meet you there in a couple minutes.”

Thats not going to work.