The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 23, 2018

Loser sleeps in the dog house tonight!

Anyone who makes a comment like that to his own kid, in front of his wife, IS a “born loser”…

Lmao!!. Good one Brutus…you should have waited til Mother Gargoyle was around to tell it tho

I know he lost…..but she settled!

Does Brutus have a death wish?

Speaking of more balls than brains.

I notice he waited until the last panel.

Soon to be a very “dead loser!!!”

Uh, Brutus…you do realize she’s RIGHT BEHIND YOU, don’t you?!

And that, my boy, is what’s called sarcasm.

Ooh, jab back at the wife, who is always making cutting remarks to him.

Hypergamy as alive and well back then.

They took turns.. she got pregnant and they drew straws to find the daddy

And suddenly and mysteriously the chair gets upended over backwards.